Captain Jack Harkness: hey i just met you
Captain Jack Harkness: and this is crazy bu-
The Doctor: NO.
The Doctor: STOP IT.
The Doctor Who Fandom and the Olympic Torch
Whovians: You know who has to carry the Olympic Torch and light up the fire?
BBC: Hey, wait a second, you kno-
Whovians: You know who has to do it
BBC: Listen, that was just an episode-
Whovians: You know who.
BBC: It's just fiction.
Whovians: You know who.
BBC: But this series is not that important as-
Whovians: You know.
Whovians: Or the world will explode
Whovians: It's time law BBC.
Whovians: It's the law of the universe.
Whovians: There will be a crack in time.
BBC: I think you take this a bit too seriou-
Whovians: The Doctor will come
BBC: But David hasn't even got time for this, we asked-
Whovians: It's written in history.
BBC: But the Queen-
Whovians: Will not be amused.
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Kids are so different now...
How I acted as a kid: How kids act today:
cubic1es: if mondays were shoes they’d be crocs
unsinkablelove: do tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor and think, “i’d so tap that”?
mycroft-queenofcake: bennyslegs: mycroft: omg but what if s3 opens up and they just show john sitting in his chair from october-december like in new moon #about three things i was absolutely positive #first sherlock was a sociopath #second there was a part of him #and i didn’t know how dominant that part might be #that thought i was an idiot #and third i was unconditionally and...
lifewasted: bloodlossinabathroomstall: I think if I heard that Gotye song one more time I’m going to set myself on fire and roll down the Grand Canyon into a pit of snakes and scorpions. then you’d be somebody that we used to know
my mom: don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
me at 12: omg mom do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh
me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something
otps: hi welcome to fandomfresh may i take your order
me: hello what comes in your life-ruiner value meal
otps: one large feels sandwich with heartache sauce, a medium serving of creys, and a large cup of emotional turmoil
me: ok ill take ten with extra sauce and sesame seeds
otps: ok total cost is your heart and soul
me: done and done
otps: have a nice day
me: sobs and collapses
otps: u okay